levynite:

siderealsandman:

princessnijireiki:

elsajeni:

zevveli:

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers

Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

i mean, it’s a thing in south east asia too

(via mymetaphorwasdrawnfrombees)

gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

(via the-homie-sexual)

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

showerthoughtsofficial:

There is a tree out there growing wood for your coffin.

Bold of you to assume my body will be found

(via bestfunny)

thebootydiaries:

interviewer: what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: wow where to start

(via thebootydiaries)

surra-de-bunda:

We live in a weird predatory culture where grown ass men will fantasize about 14-17 year old girls. Then wait until the exact day she turns 18 to voice how much they’ve BEEN wanting to smash her. It didn’t just happen the day she turned 18. You’ve been fantasizing about her. Now you just feel it’s normal because she’s “legally an adult”.

(via ashes-and-embers)